Aries: Walked in wearing cargo shorts and a baggy t-shirt with a bikini printed onto it. How bold. How daring. How revolutionary.
Taurus: Organized a 9PM meeting for your group presentation on Monday worth 30% of your grade. Nobody came. Obviously. Expect an apology text in the morning.
Gemini: Hung out with your friends on the stairs by Gardner. Cowards.
Cancer: Skipped a 9PM group meeting for the slim chance that your lingerie fit would finally convince your situationship to make things official. You should probably apologize to your group.
