Aries: Took odd jobs including (but not limited to): Clown at a pet resort, Leech Collector, Groom of the Stool for an unnamed billionaire, and Referee for the National Quidditch Tournament. We respect the grind.
Taurus: 3-month bender. Surprised you made it back.
Gemini: Fell in love with another counselor at a summer camp. You’ll never see them again.
