By Catherine Terelak

We regret to inform the reading public that Edie Worrell has been cancelled on YikYak and removed from the writing staff of the B&S for recent inflammatory posts on Shuffles by Pinterest, a little-known digital collaging app. Earlier this week, a seventy-five-year-old Shuffler named Dorothy DeMartin reported instances of vicious cyberbullying by Worrell. STOP POSTING, Worrell wrote. YOUR SHUFFLES SUCK AND YOUR SO ANNOYING. GET OFF THIS PLATFORM OLD HAG. In addition to flooding DeMartin’s comments section with threatening language, Worrell has been “remixing” and “reshuffling” DeMartin’s “cutouts” without permission — in essence, stealing her intellectual property. 

“I always noticed a similarity between Edie’s Shuffles and those of Dorothy DeMartin,” said fellow Shuffler Kliper Pine ’26. “I didn’t want to say anything, but now, I’ll be spreading this news and encouraging Dorothy’s gang of elderly Shufflers to post hateful collages about Edie fifteen times a day, as they do.” 

Jim Orangedoor ’28 was also deeply affected by the news. “When I first got on Shuffles, Edie was an icon,” he said. “It could make your whole Shuffles career to get a like or a comment from Edie. I know she’s been cancelled for elder abuse, but I’ll never forget what she gave to this community and I hate to see her go.”